Sound familiar?
I get it. You started this brand because you're passionate about your product line, not because you wanted to sell. So every Monday rolls around and the follow-up email you've been meaning to send for three weeks still sits in your drafts folder.
You know what you're supposed to do. You've listened to the industry podcasts on how to pitch. You took a marketing course on Instagram. You've gone to countless webinars on getting into Whole Foods. You scroll Industry Slack channels, and follow other founders' stories on LinkedIn.
You have more information about how to grow a CPG brand than most people who've been in this industry for ages.
And yet… you still close your laptop or mindlessly scroll when it's time to actually sell.
You know how you want to walk into a buyer meeting feeling like you own the room - clear on your numbers, confident in your story, knowing exactly what it will take to get the YES?
…But instead
you spend the drive over convincing yourself they're probably not the right account anyway, or that they're just gonna say "you're too expensive" yet again.
You know how you want to be the founder who makes posting on Instagram, asking people to purchase, look so easy? No begging, no over-explaining, no "sorry to bother you" energy - just: here's what I made, here's why it's amazing, go buy it.
…But instead
you rewrite the caption six times and then default to posting a product photo with zero CTA instead.
You know how you want to walk up to your dream buyer at Expo West, hand them your sell sheet, and feel proud doing it?
…But instead
you spend most of the show analyzing other people's booths, pretending to scroll your phone in the corner, and telling yourself you'll put yourself out there at the networking event later? (which… you're too tired to attend).
You know you're good at this and have a story that inspires. You know your product is GREAT. You know sales is the one thing that makes all the other work matter.
AND… you are still not doing it consistently.
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